HELP ME TOM CRUISE!

Admittedly the only thing I know about Talladaga nights is the myriad of clips from the previews. I do recall lead character Ricky Bobby running around a racetrack in his underwear and race helmet saying "Help me Jesus, help me Jewish guys, help me Tom Cruise!" I thought that bit was very funny.

As it turns out, it is also very ironic.

Scientology has officially announced that Tom Cruise is their personal Jesus Christ (click the title for the link). If there ever were a doubt in my mind of the destiny of Scientologists then this definitely affirms their future eternity... No amount of electro shock therapy is going to change that.