French News Channel?

Look out BBC and CNN, there is a new world power in media! (Click link in title)

Apparently we need the French's perspective on world events. Crack me up! Here are the tasteful jokes, snide remarks and historical references:

Will they bother to have a war correspondant?
Relevant topics important to the French in programming? I thought there already was a food network.
Look for the Crossforks program where they debate the merits of vintages of wine.
Do they realize there is a world outside of their border to report on?
I wonder how deeply they will investigate wine bottle and label cloning from the Chinese?

I am so looking forward to this developing story.