THIS IS SO TRUE!

You're a True Tennessean If....

*1. You can properly pronounce
Ooltewah, La Vergne, Maury County, Etowah
and Maryville
.
2. You think people who complain
about the heat in their states
are sissies
.
3. A tornado warning siren is your signal
to go out in the yard and look for a funnel
.
*4. You know that the true value
of a parking space is not determined
by the distance to the door,
but by the availability of shade
.
5. Stores don't have bags or shopping carts,
they have sacks and buggys.

6. You've seen people wear bib overalls
at weddings and funerals.

7. You think everyone from
a bigger city has an accent.

*8. You measure distance in minutes
.
9. You go to the lake because
you think it is like going to the ocean.
.
*10. You listen to the weather forecast
before picking out an outfit.
.
*11. You know cowpies
are not made of beef.
.
12. Someone you know has used
a football schedule to plan
their wedding date.
.
13. You know someone who has
a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
.
*14. You aren't surprised to find
movie rental, ammunition, beer, and bait
all in the same store.
.
15. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol.
A Chevy Silverado Extended Bed Crew Cab is.
.
16. You know everything
goes better with Ranch.
.
17. You learned how to shoot a gun
before you learned how to multiply
.
18. You actually get these jokes
and are "fixin'" to send them
to your friends and finally
:
*19. You are 100% Tennessean
if you have ever had this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr Pepper."