You're a True Tennessean If....

*1. You can properly pronounce
Ooltewah, La Vergne, Maury County, Etowah
and Maryville
2. You think people who complain
about the heat in their states
are sissies
3. A tornado warning siren is your signal
to go out in the yard and look for a funnel
*4. You know that the true value
of a parking space is not determined
by the distance to the door,
but by the availability of shade
5. Stores don't have bags or shopping carts,
they have sacks and buggys.

6. You've seen people wear bib overalls
at weddings and funerals.

7. You think everyone from
a bigger city has an accent.

*8. You measure distance in minutes
9. You go to the lake because
you think it is like going to the ocean.
*10. You listen to the weather forecast
before picking out an outfit.
*11. You know cowpies
are not made of beef.
12. Someone you know has used
a football schedule to plan
their wedding date.
13. You know someone who has
a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
*14. You aren't surprised to find
movie rental, ammunition, beer, and bait
all in the same store.
15. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol.
A Chevy Silverado Extended Bed Crew Cab is.
16. You know everything
goes better with Ranch.
17. You learned how to shoot a gun
before you learned how to multiply
18. You actually get these jokes
and are "fixin'" to send them
to your friends and finally
*19. You are 100% Tennessean
if you have ever had this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"What kind?"
"Dr Pepper."