Rednecks Should Not Play with Plutonium

Hey y'all! Ashamed to say my cousins up there in the mountains did some shoddy work and let some illegal aliens in at the nuke plant.

When asked about the exposed documents left out in the construction trailer, the foreman Jimmy "Bubba" Miller replied: "Shucks, t'ain't nuthin them boys couldn't 'ave got off that there internet thingy." When asked if they had any suspicions of the five, the Bubba replied "Heck, them boys all look alike to me."